GAMES - Story time!

Not much of a game, just I say a sentence/paragraph, then anyone who wants to join just adds another sentence/paragraph to the story, and see where the story ends up ^.^

(Example......(If say "Once upon a time" someone else adds (whatever words you want to add!) "there was a wolf who was hungry" so they would type "and went out to look for a meal" or 'and on the other side of town a girl baked some cookies' out of nowhere if they want to be random, lol. Then another person adds another sentence. And it goes on to be a wonderful story that is corrupted by whoever wants to corrupt it! lol.

and so our story begins.

"Mom wanted me to get some milk and cheeses from the grocery store"

She had built up quite an apatite after thrashing me again

i hate my mom.

but i love my grandma, she's so nice.

it's mainly cuz grandma nags on mom for everything insisting she doesnt know what to even do with a child!

But my Grandpa is dead so he's not very lively.

So anyway, walking down the road one day ..

He sees a rabid squirell

squirrel's gone crazy over nuts, as the chipmunks have been stealing them all .. now everything he sees is nuts .. nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts!!! ... you see him look in your direction ...

The squirrel looks right at you and says. "Man thats good LSD all I see are nuts. It seems that you have 2 rather large nuts, i think ill eat them." Then the squirrel starts charging right at u.

"Good Lord!" you run for your life covering your precious pieces of flesh that naughty squirrel wants to tear off you.

While running in fear you realize that you are suddenly aboard an aliens space craft.

You suddenly see a Vulcan walking towards you! (don't know if any of you know what a vulcan is its an alien from star trek)

You pull out your plasma rifle and BLAST it all to Bits....

but it reforms and comes back at you as a giant ice cream cone.

I then proceed to eat it enjoying it greatly.

I continue on my walk, and soon encounter a floating dead swordfish.

I grab the fish and start smacking ppl with it.

The people are massivley happy about this and start singing soothing death metal songs.

then all of a sudden they STOP SINGING!!!!

Insted they proceed to jump up and down in place all at once, leaving you befuddled and holding a dead swordfish.

throws the sword fish away and walks off

into the middle of a raging hurricane of rice.

a giant lump of rice hits you on the head and you fainted

you wake up and you are surrounded by 92 virgins.

Unfortunately, they are all Dudes, just like you, so you are kind of scared and try to find your way out.

i never do find my way out so i sit on the floor and start to roll a blunt and ask the guys if they wanna toke.

I use my ultra mega very special ability to transform into a..................................................................

which proceeds to spin in a counter clockwise motion and drill it's head into the ground.

Digs a tunnel to a unknown place with people that look like a Gingerbread man except there all look like Gingerbread man